How to identify a slut - Tips for finding sluts

Here is a top 10 list for finding a slut in the crowd. Its not always easy - but these hints and clues should give you an inside track.

1. She is at the Bar by herself. Meaning - she showed up all by herself and isn't "meeting" her friends later. If a girl has this much courage - you know she wants some attention.

2. Dressed provocatively - Cleavage, High/Mini Skirts, Tummy, etc.

3. Is affectionate with her girl-friends, if you see her touch her girl friend more than 2 times its time pounce. Women are very hormonal - sometimes they just need to be held.

4. She is looking all over the place - If a girl is more concerned about who is looking at her than what her friends have to say then she is probably a slut.

5. She is listed on an Adult Dating Website.

6. She has an oral fixation - likes to put things in her mouth. This might mean she puts s straw in her mouth and twists it around.

7. Uses dirty words.

8. Will engage in a dirty conversation - likes to discuss sex.

9. Responds well to being handle - give her a spank and see what she does.

10. Find a Drunk Slut - a. They are cross-eyed or it appears they are. b. They are a Spilly Cup - Spilling all over the place. c. They are holding on to something to stand up.