How to identify a slut - Tips for finding sluts

Here is a top 10 list for finding a slut in the crowd. Its not always easy - but these hints and clues should give you an inside track.

1. She is at the Bar by herself. Meaning - she showed up all by herself and isn't "meeting" her friends later. If a girl has this much courage - you know she wants some attention.

2. Dressed provocatively - Cleavage, High/Mini Skirts, Tummy, etc.

3. Is affectionate with her girl-friends, if you see her touch her girl friend more than 2 times its time pounce. Women are very hormonal - sometimes they just need to be held.

4. She is looking all over the place - If a girl is more concerned about who is looking at her than what her friends have to say then she is probably a slut.

5. She is listed on an Adult Dating Website.

6. She has an oral fixation - likes to put things in her mouth. This might mean she puts s straw in her mouth and twists it around.

7. Uses dirty words.

8. Will engage in a dirty conversation - likes to discuss sex.

9. Responds well to being handle - give her a spank and see what she does.

10. Find a Drunk Slut - a. They are cross-eyed or it appears they are. b. They are a Spilly Cup - Spilling all over the place. c. They are holding on to something to stand up.

Are you dating a Slut - Quiz

So as many of us have wondered about the special girl in our life. What was she like before we met. Many girls turn over a new leaf and wish to forget their past. Well here is a quiz you can take to determine whether your girl is a "SLUT" or not. Really it doesn't matter - as long as you are happy with her.

1. Does she have more male friends on Facebook/MySpace than female?
y/n

2. Does she have more male friends than you.

3. When you go out does she see alot of old male friends?

4. In the bedroom - does she teach you things??

5. Have you caught her flirting with someone - guy or girl?

6. Does she like to have everyones attention?

7. Does she have phone numbers for more than 10 guys in her phone that aren't work related?

8. Does the idea of group sex excite her?

9. Is she bi?

10. Did she have a place for condoms beside the bed before you got there?

If your girl answers yes to 4 or more of these questions. She might be a Slut. If she answered yes to 6 or more - than you are dating a slut.