Top 10 Tips for picking up hot chicks

This was pulled direct from Yahoo.

What do you do when you see a woman you are attracted to? Do you run and hide? Do you use some canned line that you read on the Internet? Do you stand there in fear trying to think of the right thing to say? What is the right thing to do?
When approaching a woman, most guys make the mistake of thinking too much about what to say. They believe there's one magic line that will work in all situations. They rehearse this magic line, and when they deliver it, they hope the woman will become instantly attracted to them.
Unfortunately, rarely does this approach work -- because most of what you say is irrelevant. To catch a woman's attention, it is all about the confidence you display when approaching her.
Here are 10 surefire ways to intrigue her every time:
1. Observe something. Make a comment about something you observe in the environment. This is especially effective at the grocery store. For example, if she is ordering a turkey sandwich, ask her if the turkey is good here.
Make your comment immediate to the situation
Make your comment immediate to the situation and it will seem perfectly natural. No matter where you are, there is always something interesting to comment on.
2. Smile. This shows her that you are friendly and confident. A genuine smile not only feels good to you, but will put her at ease while creating openness in the interaction -- a requirement for building rapport.
3. Do not hesitate. If you hesitate in your approach, this tells her that you are not feeling confident -- an immediate turn-off. When you see her, walk over to her within a short period of time (the three-second rule). Show her you are a man who knows what he wants and goes after it.
4. Positive body language. If you approach hunched over with your head down, you are sending negative information about yourself, which makes you dead in the water before you begin. Stand up straight, with shoulders back and chest out, and use a firm yet relaxed walk.
5. Not too fast. If you walk over too fast, you could likely trigger her internal alarm. A calm, casual approach is usually the best way to make her feel at ease with you.
6. Keep eye contact. Never be the first to break eye contact when you approach. If you do, this sends the message that you are not feeling good about approaching. When you use strong eye contact, she will feel more drawn to you. With practice, you can master this.
7. Listen up. Make sure you pay careful attention to what she says. Do not have your response pre-thought out. Women love a man who pays attention to the details of what she says. If you start throwing out random words, she will lose interest fast.
8. Do not fidget. Fidgeting after you approach is distracting and shows you are uncomfortable. If you communicate that you are uncomfortable, she will feel uncomfortable, too, and will close up. Practice being aware of your movements. Pay attention to those movements, or lack of movements, that communicate comfort and confidence.
9. Lighten your tone of voice. The tone of your voice is a very powerful tool. Approaching her in a light and playful tone is one of the best ways to start. You could also begin in a serious tone, accusing her of something like "
I hope you saved some turkey for me
I hope you saved some turkey for me," followed by a quick smile to let her know you are joking. Practice playing with your vocal tone with your friends -- notice the different reactions you get when you say the exact same thing using varied tones and fluctuations.
10. Lean away from her. A man who leans in too far when he talks often makes a woman feel crowded. A better approach is to lean away from her slightly. This lets her know that you respect her space, boundaries, and are comfortable with yourself.

The Company Christmas Party

So you get all dressed up for the company Christmas party and you make your way down to the big function. Looking dressed to kill - you are trying to figure out if there is any pie you can grab? Well fellas - leave your dick at the door. If you have any asperations of climbing the corporate ladder - you aren't going to do it in the bedroom. You will notice that the people that hook up at company functions, don't

Laws of Attraction - Moving to quick

Okay fellas - truths, how many of you have asked for girls number to quickly??

Yes, we all have done that. The more discriminating - the harder a girl will be to get even a number. The one thing she holds back is a phone number. Once you have it she has nothing but her panties left to give you, as a result she is going to be koy about giving it out. Make her want to give you the number - coming straight out and asking is a harsh way to land her. Sometimes, it can't be a avoided - say your boys are heading out or her girls are heading out.

Now if she gives you the BS about giving you giving her your number. Explain to her that ladies aren't supposed to call guys. That as a gentleman you would like to call her. Chicks love that shit. If she still won't give it up - move on, she was never going to do the deed with you anyway.
At this moment - instead of turning tail and putting your tail between your legs and shuffling back to the boys. Pony up and go on the offensive - move in and whisper in her ear how its really to bad she wasn't going to make this happen, because you planned on doing some crazy things to her body. Then give her a little peck on the cheek - a soft one.

Pull back and look the other way. If this doesn't work - She's a dyke.

Tips For Getting Laid Tonight - Finding Chicks Online

Fellas,

Okay, so enough is enough. Quit pulling your pud and find a dirty girl to do that for you. As I have mentioned before the online dating sites can be very beneficial. Here are a few tips for getting the most out of them and not wasting to much time. You may have how some sites will have girls sit on there sites to chat, posing as girls looking to hook up. But are really just trying to get you to waste your chat time and spend more money. I am not going to go into that side of things - more how you can get a girl or woman to do what you want.

Tips are intended for - AdultFriendFinder.com, Lavalife, Pfish.com, etc.

The start - Don't be totally gross. Yes, some chicks like a bit of crass. It tells them your not looking for a date. This keeps it straight - if she tries to give you BS, that she isn't down with hooking up. Move on quick. Time is money on most of these sites. Start with 7 or 8 chicks - use the search functions to illiminate the nondesirables.

The Local Pub - a great pick up joint

Much maligned and over looked is the local bar. A very easy way to meet some available women, is to not let yourself get totally hammered. If you have a local watering - chances are you know people who go there. This can be a great way to meet the 5 and 6's that most guys settle for.... but if you want to stand out from the crowd, you will actually have to target girls who aren't affiliate with your circle of friends.

Don't dally when making your move - they often don't stick around like you till you're to drunk to stand up. They will have a bite and a couple drinks and they are gone. If there is an open seat - ask if you can sit down. If they are standing - this is a great place to pull the cross over*.

*Cross Over - when you introduce your buddy to the girl you aren't into, and then ask what her friends name is? Works every time - plus you look like you're helping a shy friend out. Chicks love that stuff...

How to pick up Older Women - a Young Mans Treasure

Guys - This is a heads up to all you 20 somethings. Older women - want you! Even if you're just an average looking guy. If you can make an older woman feel young - she will be yours as long as you wish. The key is to never bring up the age question and more importantly don't allow her to say it. Older women want respect more than anything - they feel that they have done the bar/club scene long enough that they deserve respect. Just don't use the phrase "You wouldn't know anything about that..."

Keep the conversation light and easy - before long you will get an invite to the treasure land. Older women like thinking their in control. Let them have control until its time for you to take control. You can drop the odd hint about how you have to get up early or that you are meeting your fellas in the morning for football. This is true for all women - if you start to pull away a bit, they will work harder to keep your attention.

Places - Blue Suede Shoes, Greenwich Village (on a mon-thur), Any male review club(go late or they will think your gay.)

Cougars can be found pretty much anywhere. I once got picked up a bus stop by this hot cougar who had just finished working out. That is another place - the gym - Some women are hornier than anything after they workout, the endorphins are popping.

Club Hook Ups

Always try and meet girls you already know at the club. When women see you with other women, good looking or not - they assume that you're a good guy. This makes approaching them that much more of a warm call situation. Remember, this is sales - you find out as much as you can and establish repoir. The other advantage of going with women - is they present a fall back, so that your not just holding your nuts if the place is a dud.

Women also make it much easier to get into the club. 4 Guys by himself are going to have a more difficult time than 2 hotties and 2 dudes.

Tips to picking up chicks

Every guy walks into a bar wonders how he is going to find the girl that will fuck him that night. It used to be easy - if she was a smoker, than chances are she would bang you....

Not any more - firstly, most bars don't allow smoking anymore and who wants to kiss an ash tray. Here are a few tips for identifying and targetting the right girls.

1. Stay away from large groups of chicks. Yes, it can be fun flirting with many different chicks. But at the end of the night there is always a cock blocker who is going to put the prevent defence on knock that pass down like Michael Strahan.
2. Early on never lower your standards - keep them high. Babe Ruth was the Babe for a reason - he hit 714 Home Runs. But he also struck more than anyone. Remember, its now how much you fail but how you succeed that defines the man. Personally, I never did anything below a 7 - I always considered a mind fuck to bang a lesser. It is bad for you psyche to settle for less than you're worth.
3. Have a friend watch for double looks as you walk by a girl. Girls will often look at you a second time to check you out - they will do it after they think you can't notice. Go in for a pass a couple times. You don't have to make your move right away, but don't leave it to late.
4. Are they drinking? Good question. Its cool to buy a girl a shot - if she is not in the mood to drink its a pointless affair. Make sure the girl is fully warmed up... Then if you buy her a drink it will have that much more effect. And you won't look like an idiot.
5. The loaner - If you find that rare beast, the girl on her own. Move in quick. This is the rare find that you shouldn't delay on. Girls who head out to a club or bar by themselves are not looking for drink....

Hope this helps in your efforts.

Next time we will talk about the approach.

The Grass Cutter

The Grass Cutter - The number one killer of any night out on the prowl is the grass cutter. This individual can have many different colours and can be of either sex. Essentially he/she is someone who does not adhere to the code. Once someone in your party has established a contact with another group, it is important to recognize this as a great feet. Because it is! These brave soles are not to be tampered with… it is skill that is not that present in most groups. Opening the door to new introductions warrants respect. The grass cutter doesn’t heed this warrant.
Moving in after or during the initial move is not APPROPRIATE. This is considered a cardinal sin. It can also be grounds for loss of friend rights or lead to physical violence. Having been on both sides of the situation, I understand how and why it happens. If you are in to someone, this needs to be clearly identified before approaching the target. If you like her, then your buddy probably digs her as well.

When in the Club – How best to keep your crew happy

This book is dedicated to all those who have suffered the likes of an ill-fated night. Built on good intentions, most nights with your friends are well intentioned. But when we don’t observe certain rules of engaging the other sex; feelings get hurt, love lost, mass confusion and punches thrown.
Are purpose is to prepare all those guys and dolls looking for a good time to understand how to maximize and fully enjoy your night out. These rules are meant to be taken with a grain of salt. Ladies, I have the utmost respect for you and in reading this book you will gain a better understand of how men operate and think. This being said – our goal is to help guys behave more appropriately and in that, get lucky!!! Fellas – if you’re a player, you still need help! It might not be in the scoring department, but in the fair play arena. It is important to keep all your friends happy and not irritated because you’re the one who is always pulling. Believe me – being smooth with the ladies, doesn’t always endear you to your buddies. The key is making sure that everyone goes home happy and sharing the wealth. We aim to show you some proven tactics for ensuring that you can handle every situation. The following details many of the predicaments and dilemma’s faced by a strapping young Toronto Boy.

Remember to always have a good time!!

Dedicated to the Girls from King West/Brant/The Madison/Cheval/Two Cats/My Apt/This is London/ etc etc etc